take the hint or take the right hook.

clearly. you don't understand. and you don't know how to take a hint. or maybe you just don't recognize my obvious hints because you're too busy talking about yourself. so let me help you out here. just read below and then you'll be safe and able to remove yourself from my punching range before the right hook comes.

alright. here we go...

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hints that I don't want to talk to you:
-I respond to you with one word answers.
-I don't look you in the eyes.
-I stop responding to your text messages.
-I never respond in the first place to your text/skype messages.
-I try to get away from you.
-I tell you that I don't want to talk.
-It's obvious that I'm in a bad mood.

things I think about when you're talking to me and I don't want to talk to you:
-how much you piss me off
-how much you lie
-how much I don't believe you
-how full of yourself you are
-how you care about no one but yourself
-how you have to ruin everything and anything that may make someone else happy
-how much I just want to tell you to shut the fuck up
-how you're so oblivious that I don't want to talk to you
-how much I do not care about anything you're saying
-how much I want to punch you in the face

things I want to do when you're talking to me and I don't want to talk to you:
-punch you in the face
-punch me in the face
-yell at you
-tell you that I don't believe you
-tell you that I don't care
-get up and walk away
-tell you that you're full of shit
-cry a river
-cut my ears off
-throw up
-put a sock in it
-slap you across the face, twice
-call you out on your bullshit

things to do after you take the hint:
-well first take the hint
-then shut up quickly
-then move at least 5 yards away from me
-then stay 5 yards or more away from me without saying a word that I can hear for at least 48 hours or until I tell you otherwise (some people may require more than 48 hours away from me)
-repeat again if another hint is given

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if you can spot the hints I give when I don't want to talk to you, realize what I'm thinking while you're talking to me, realize what the consequences are if you continue talking to me, and complete the steps provided above after you've taken the hint, then you should be fine and will probably survive the wrath of my anger and temporary hatred/annoyance towards you and avoid my right hook, unfortunately, there are no guarantees.


so you choose, will it be the hint, or the hook?